What are the risks of vaccines?
Let’s explore them.
Vaccine Risk #1: Your child could live a healthy life and grow old.
Vaccines save lives by helping to prevent diseases. Who wants that?
Make Lifespans Short Again
People are living way too long nowadays. It’s time to set them back.
Ford the River
Doesn’t everybody want to play the real life version of Oregon Trail?
First World Problems
Safety from vaccine-preventable diseases is a privilege most people don’t deserve anyway.
Your essential oil business might slow down.
How will you sell the idea that your pyramid scheme of oils and elderberry can cure everything with pesky vaccines getting in the way?
Seriously, there is no supporting evidence to the claims that Thieves is effective against influenza, Ebola, or any other infectious disease.
You think Big Pharma is out to get your money, but paying $100 a month for essential oils doesn’t bother you? The real vultures are the ones who can talk you into paying $250 for a plastic diffuser, a handful of 5ml bottles of oils, and a lifelong commitment of annoying people to buy from your level of the pyramid.
You know who really likes potions? Witches, that’s who. There’s a whole market out there for you to pursue without putting kids in danger.
Vaccine Risk #3: You’ll have to find other ways to pretend you are smart.
Acting like you have formal training in epidemiology and public health always works better when you use your own child as a guinea pig and put the public at risk.
Don’t Consider the Source
The only part of the vaccine insert that matters is the warning label, and the rest of it contains lies. Your logic is impeccable.
Playing with Fire
It’s all fun and games until someone gets encephalitis.